December 2011
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Dec 5th
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October 2011
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REBLOG IF YOU'RE ADDICTED TO MUSIC
Oct 14th
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When someone sends you a text that says "call me" →
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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i didn't do it
Oct 9th
“someday you’ll need me like i needed yu someday you’ll miss me...”
– me myself and i
Oct 9th
When your friend gets to leave early from class →
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Oct 9th
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I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!! →
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Oct 9th
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This is my dad using the computer: →
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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I'm not sure who dances worst . . .  →
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Reblog if you were born naked.  →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: YOU SLUTS DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Oct 3rd
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I always put my stuff in a safe place, so i won't... →
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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August 2011
12 posts
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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When you're looking at yourself alone in the...
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Reality...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Dad, can I borrow some money? Expectation: Reality: Going to bed. Expectation: Reality: Taking a group picture. Expectation: Reality: Doing the Moonwalk. Expectation: Reality: When drawing. Expectation: Reality: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Aug 19th
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Sitting in the back seat of a car when the front...
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Aug 19th
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When someone touches my phone
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Aug 19th
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June 2011
2 posts
“how sweet it is to love, and to be dissolved, and it were to bathe myself in thy...”
Jun 29th
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